and one of the guys decided to make a child molestation joke in front of me. So, without skipping a beat I said “Wow. That is SO FUNNY.” and my friend sitting next to me managed to pull off the most genuine sounding “But you’re not laughing”, so I had to look down at the desk and put my hand on my forehead to keep a straight face because I was amused at how genuine his confusion sounded and slowly said: “I was being SO sarcastic.” as the kid who made the joke was mumbling something along the lines of “I think she was being sarcastic”, and my other friend Dan just starts cracking up at my reply to the confusion but quietly behind his hand and is trying to hold it in. And the kid who made the joke promptly gets up and leaves without saying anything to anyone.
Good riddance to bad rubbish. What a piece of trash. None of that in my house.