Can you imagine if women had the same defensive capabilities as certain lizards?
Like some guy grabs your ass and it falls off so you can escape and grow a new one.
Or someone starts catcalling so you pop up your neck frill and run after him while hissing loudly.
Some asshole gets too close while you’re waiting for the bus? Squirt blood out of your eyes and your problem is solved!
I also now do not have time for friends, so it’s a good thing that most of them are physics majors and in my classes. My schedule consists of two 300 level physics classes, and two 400 level physics classes, swim club, lifting, and life guarding. Excuse me while I throw away the social life that I almost had.
Physics is my boyfriend.
I did a thing. Thanks to @imbusy666 for this gorgeous work! #tattoo #brandnew #dejaentendu