"Standing in the sunlight, laughing."
Posted on Sep 20, 2014Share
Bitterness has hollowed your heart.
Posted on Sep 18, 2014Share

There is this boy in my cosmology and e&m classes who is really smart and has a really deep voice, and isn’t traditionally attractive, but like he’s really smart and has a really deep voice. I have this weird thing with being really attracted to nice voices. Like more so than physical appearances, maybe.

I don’t think he’s really friends with any of my friends in those classes, but I was walking to the parking lot after class and so was he, and I was quite a few paces *behind* him, and he didn’t look back, but I feel like he knew I was there? When we got to the parking lot he looks back, sees me out of the corner of his eye and is smiling, walks a little further away, then turns around when I got closer cause my car was in his direction, and introduces himself, and is like oh, you’re in some of my classes. We bullshit for a little while, and he’s like well if you want my help with anything let me know, and gave me his number and was like yeah, I don’t live very far from here if you want to meet up and smiled and said see ya later.

THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO ME, YESSSS

setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

aconnormanning:

I love my skin!

This is all kinds of adorable

karensdisciple:

THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS

Posted on Sep 17, 2014Share
I also had a dream that Obama’s foot was rotting off.

He had to wear a garbage bag over his whole leg because it was very contagious and couldn’t wear shoes. He went to a surgeon to get his skin removed but they told him that it rotted all the way through to his muscle and there was no saving it, so he was just waiting for it to fall off or the rot to take over his entire body.

Some dreams aren’t so much like real life.

Posted on Sep 17, 2014Share
Last night I dreamt that I missed you.

My dreams are so much like real life.

athomewithmargaery:

senpai-noticed-you-so-he:

tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

If a guy ever makes you jealous using another girl, make sure you don’t blame the girl. Blame the guy. Team up with the girl and set him on fire. Do it. Girl power.

#and then date the girl

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destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

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